It is My pleasure to inform you that your application for admission to the sissy Academy has been enthusiastically rejected. This decision was unusually easy for our committee to make. We concluded that you are not smart enough, not interesting enough, and not attractive enough (We obtained a high school yearbook photo.) to attend our institution of higher learning.
In addition to rejecting your application, We ask that you cease cheering for our athletic teams, stop wearing Our licensed merchandise (including the pink rumba panties), and refrain from saying the name of our institution.
Please do not take this decision personally. We just don’t want you.
Principal Alexa Cummings